So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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