i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize
