your parents love me but you hate me
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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