I think i peed on brittanys purse
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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