i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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