And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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