nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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