I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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