Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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