That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
