mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
okay pat passed out under dana's car
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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