i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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