so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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