Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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