I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Randomize
