I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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