hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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