..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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