i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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