Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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