I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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