what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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