It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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