you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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