: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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