i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
