so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
