so explain again why im purple
no
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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