no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
tell me about the fingering
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