Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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