sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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