Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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