dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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