I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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