He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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