I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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