Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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