If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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