Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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