After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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