he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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