Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
