So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
oh god the rape fog is back!
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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