come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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