we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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