My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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