my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
