too bad you live with your parents still
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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