i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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