it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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