Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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